| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else ! | |||||
| What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ? "Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " ! | |||||
| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours ! | |||||
| Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed ! | |||||
| What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !Christmas Jokes. | |||||
| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth ! | |||||
| We had grandma for Christmas dinner ? Really, we had turkey ! | |||||
| Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ? You get tinsel-itus ! | |||||
| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y ! |
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Friday, December 24, 2010
Christmas During Dinner and Jokes.
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