| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? |
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
| What did the eskimos sing when they got there Christmas dinner ? |
"Whalemeat again, don't know where, don't know when " !
| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? |
My pop is bigger than yours !
| Who is never hungry at Christmas ? |
The turkey - he's always stuffed !
| What bird has wings but cannot fly ? |
Roast turkey !Christmas Jokes.
| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? |
Your teeth !
|We had grandma for Christmas dinner ? |
Really, we had turkey !
|Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ? |
You get tinsel-itus !
| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?|
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